Sunday 25 February 2024

From Ye Old Blogge: Sunday, March 28, 2004

Memory Lane

Some old pre-Blogspot.com posts, recycled.

Sunday, March 28, 2004

Elena kiddofspeed

I'm sitting looking at a picture from Chernobyl. A woman named Elena, who likes to ride her motorbike really fast, has a lot of them on her website/log.

There's a tree growing through the concrete floor inside a house, and it looks surreal. Elena caught the perfect shot, it's just so dark and brooding, and there's the window, and there, growing out of the concrete floor, straining towards the light, is a young tree. You need to go and take a look at Elena's pages.

That picture has a place in my desktop wallpapers now. So do about four other pictures she took, including a particularly thoughtprovoking one of miles and miles of military vehicles,all abandoned due to being radioactive.

Are we humans stupid or what?

Here's a quote that's shattering in what it doesn't say: this is Belorusian cemetery, in many villages scratches on that crosses the only chronicle that left. I couldn't find particulary this village on my map and on cemetery I saw that all people that lived in this village for last 200 years were Smirnovs. It must be sectarian village, one of the sect where brothers have been marrying sisters and they all used to have one last name. I put this village on my map as Smirnovka.

This village could well have falle right through the cracks of history - in fact, its name is already lost to us - and while it's not a good thing to be remembered for being so inbred that radiation probably couldn't affect the genome any worse, it's an even worse thing to go totally unremembered.

One lost village, how many others? How many people died in radiation fires or more slowly of rad sickness? How stupid do we humans have to be?


These are random blog posts I recently rescued from a text dump of my earliest recorded blog posts from Ye Good Ole Days of writing stuff in Notepad and using some weird software that basically uploaded your entire blog every time you added a new article or edited an old one. 

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Sunday 18 February 2024

From Ye Old Blogge: Monday, March 22, 2004

Memory Lane

Some old pre-Blogspot.com posts, recycled.

Monday, March 22, 2004

Life's strange.

Folks at Twoday.net in Europe have been noting the hot stirrings of spring, and here I am sitting in my office in 30 degree C heat indoors - in our autumn - because our airconditioning is broken again, wishing it was as cool as the European spring...

No kidding - they are getting into shirtsleeves and breakfasting al trattoir, and thinking the weather is wonderful, and it's probably just reaching 18 degrees.

This building is more than just sick, it's deceased... And the aircon techs are useless.


These are random blog posts I recently rescued from a text dump of my earliest recorded blog posts from Ye Good Ole Days of writing stuff in Notepad and using some weird software that basically uploaded your entire blog every time you added a new article or edited an old one. 

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Sunday 11 February 2024

From Ye Old Blogge: Friday, March 19, 2004

Mean my role

Some old pre-Blogspot.com posts, recycled.

Friday, March 19, 2004

Things not to say at seminars.

Went to the Microsoft Security Seminar here in Perth the other day. It was a truly scary thing, Perth has such a small population and here were so many IT types, sikhs geeks the chic and the ponytailed... I can't even estimate how many, a lot is all I can say.

The keynote dragged on and on. I mean that. Well past the point where bums had turned to painful leaden knots that one was sitting on, beyond the point that drinks were supposed to be being served, and somewhere just short of eternity, it dragged. And a lot of it sucked.

For example, you DO NOT BLAME YOUR CUSTOMERS FOR NOT PATCHING IN TIME. You write better code without effing great holes in it... This theme recurred, so I am feeling less pro-Microsoft than ever before. You just don't say things like that, that's plain rude and evasive of the real issues.

A lot of acronyms got served up in that speech along with the reminiscences (ah, at 47 years of age myself I feel so impressed that they can reach back - what, six years, eight?) and I wondered how either of those related to security. I'd heard all the same stories anyway, but told much better on the Reg or the Onion...

Mentioned parents and how they, poor wee things, can't actually function in the digital world and have to be protected by us far more knowledgable geeks. Bullshit.

Dad was 78 when I bought him a PC, and, aside from having to explain the concept of spyware to him, he managed very well despite never even having used a typewriter before that. He was 81 when a massive stroke rendered him unable to use a PC or anything, and if it weren't for that he'd still be up there with the technology.

Keep your patronising for your parents, Microsoft. I know kids of 14 and 15 who are more clueless than most old folk about computers.

That said, I can appreciate that there are people (of ANY age) who will never know the difference between a trusted program and malware, and there are malware writers out there doing an excellent job of making their wares look like trustworthy software. Sticking a certificate on it ain't gonna make it trustworthy. 

Bright Spot

Jesper Johansen. At least he *knew* wtf he was talking about, despite breaking Rule One. An evangelist, sure, but a damn knowledgable one. And speaking of evangelism. Why did they set things up to emulate a church to such a large degree? But with 13 seats per row? Hmmmmm.....

Anyway - Jesper made a comparison between a clueless user and a clueless auto owner. How come, he said, a person who drives a car with bald tyres in the snow and ice (at which point I yelled that we have a lot of that in Australia, sure) and they hit and kill someone, they are a criminal. On the other hand, someone who doesn't patch their PC and it gets used to DDOS someone, well they are a victim. How does that follow? Jesper asked.

I thought about that, and how it breaks the don't blame the customer rule, and Geoff expressed it perfectly: "Toyota also don't sell cars with bald tyres!" he yelled, to a few snickers.

People, how can a company like Microsoft say "oops, we got it wrong, buy the latest version instead!" when anyone else has to issue a recall at their own expense? When all those SUV tyres started failing a while back, were people asked to just go and BUY a version 2 set of tyres to replace the faulty version 1 tyres? Nuh-uh!

But aside from beating up their customers in so many ways, Microsoft still do know a thing or two about their software. Which is a lucky thing because no-one else does!

And the seminar was most useful, as it taught me a whole series of new approaches to things. I'm impressed at Jesper's knowledge of the whole environment.

A lot of the matters that were security concerns, I can understand that Microsoft started off doing certain things a certain way to get around problems and now other manufacturers and the users rely on those things being there. But it's still called knowingly selling a car with bald tyres and leaky brakes...

At one point Jesper mentioned that he wanted to know of better ways to secure a PC. And it occurred to me - install Linux, switch the machine off, and entomb it in concrete - and you *might* just have a secure system, but even this extreme would only be a matter of time...

So I've left the seminar with even more doubts than before, but at least now I've got more tools to deal with those doubts... %)


These are random blog posts I recently rescued from a text dump of my earliest recorded blog posts from Ye Good Ole Days of writing stuff in Notepad and using some weird software that basically uploaded your entire blog every time you added a new article or edited an old one. 

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Thursday 8 February 2024

The Other Kind Of Wage Theft

It's about time that this is addressed. When I was still in the workforce and salaries were used to employers' advantage. "We pay you a salary, we expect some overtime when required." That overtime was inevitably several afternoons/evenings a week... I enjoyed my job so it wasn't an imposition, but it was unfair theft. 

Now meet the other kind of wage theft.

And yes, my employer at the time also accessed my time in this manner, because it was "covered in the salary." (It wasn't. My salary was basically wages plus a few percent loading, certainly not as many percent as the amount of time I worked overtime. I was doing an extra 10% when spread out over the year, my salary was perhaps 2% more than the equivalent wage. I wasn't offered a wage option.)

So it's welcome that the Aussie Gov't is looking into this, but I fear that as usual, the legislation will be both too little too late, and also too forceful for many to risk trying the new laws.

Too Little Too Late

Unless it's carefully handled from the point of view of the defrauded employees who are dependent on the goodwill of their employer in this shitty gig economy (yes it's still here, ask anyone balancing three different gig jobs just to pay a slumlord landlord more than a third of their income) because there are only a few outcomes for them and none are really appealing. 

Then too - what do you offer an employee in this IR legislation? Will it be a lump sum settlement? Will it have to be calculated to the minute? And will the employer face punitive fines on top of that? What good will those punitive damages do the employee?

Too Risky Too Fraught

There's one other big BIG BIG reason why this new set of rights may not be exercised as much as it should be, and that is that there will be large consequences of applying them. What are the two most likely things a government body tasked to create these new IR regulations will come up with? 

Firstly, as I said, there will probably be a punitive fine arrangement, after all, the commission that will oversee and administer these laws will need to pay for themselves. In the case of an employee being found at fault, that could be disastrous. To a large corporation, this is less than a slap on the wrist. 

There's a huge asymmetry here, meaning an employee will always be at a disadvantage. If - IF - the employee could afford legal representation at anything like the calibre of legals the corporation can afford, the cost of them will wipe out any gain the employee stands to make, and need to be repeated if the employer commits the same crime again later. (See Too Much Too Final next section.)

If you assume that the playing field is level and both parties must represent themselves, most corporations will argue that they can't personally attend to every case of wage theft and will need a representative. Still asymmetric. 

Too Much Too Final

And here's the clincher: Unless the final solution is really well thought out, the more likely laws will include compensations such as

A lump sum awarded to the employee by the commission.

This is likely to be pretty much the wages that have been stolen plus maybe a small percentage loading. What this will also include is the ill will and possibly even anger of the employer and cause the employee to lose their job for the slightest pretext following the ruling. Because as I mentioned, there's also:

A punitive fine imposed on the employer.

This, as pointed out, will be to cover the costs of the commission, but it'll also affect the small IT shop employer far more than it'd affect a large multinational IT corporation. But if the employee in the action works for the small shop, the one that might be bankrupted by the fine, depending on the egregiousness of their theft, then they will definitely be looking for a new, solvent, employer. 

The outcomes in these cases are all too final, really. ]

There's A Much Simpler Solution

Change employment legislation at the wage prescription level. 

WAGES
A wage employee is easy. If they receive an email, text, or phone call before the start of their work day, their employer is in breach. If they receive an email, text, or phone call even one minute after their knock-off time, their employer is in breach. If they aren't away from their desk and packing to leave, or perhaps even outside their place of employment, at knock-off, the employer hasn't provided them enough time to make the departure. Either is egregious and illegal. 

The employee leaves home at a time that will allow them to walk in the door in the morning at start of work, and they travel home in the afternoon again not paid for by the employer, so they employer must ensure that they are providing the employee time to come in and settle, and get their belongings and be out the door, out of the workday hours, not the employees' time.

SALARY
A salaried employee will sign to a precise percentage of overtime, and it is understood that this overtime is derated at the standard overtime rates. I.e. if asked to stay for an hour after work, this counts for an hour and a half towards the overtime hours percentage. If the employee has signed for a 40 hour week and 10% overtime, that means that any week they do more than 2.66 hours of time (that a wage employee would expect to be paid time and a half for) extra, they've discharged their 4 hours' overtime for that week and any time beyond that becomes wage theft. If they are asked to do more than two hours overtime on a double time weekend, time beyond that is wage theft. 

This also means that a salaried employee can't be made to do all their agreed-upon overtime for the year in just a few weeks, meaning less chance of burnout. It means an unscrupulous employer can't "pump" all the overtime out of a salaried employee and then fire them. 

THE FAIRER WAY
An employee can be asked to work outside hours, but it is written into the wage contract that all such time is a) charged in increments of one hour, b) to be paid at the rate of quadruple time, and c) any wage/salary taken at these rates is excused of any government taxes whatsoever. Normal guidelines for what currently constitutes a legally fair amount of overtime remain in force, meaning there's an upper limit to what a person may be asked to do in a day, a week, or a month. 

Reading an email or text, or taking a call, will count as the company requiring the employee to do overtime, overtime is chunked out in one hour increments, and each breach, each message will count as the start of a new hour. 

Records for telephone calls, text messages, and emails served are these days freely available and unable to be fraudulently altered by employee or employer, so breaches are easy to prove. 

An in-person request by the employer can also be easily proven - the employee may just take out their phone, start recording, and ask the employer to either repeat themselves or state clearly that they did not want the employee to work overtime. 

If such recording timestamp shows that the request was made outside working hours, it is automatically counted as stolen overtime just as any other form of messaging would be. 

Requests to not bring mobile phones to work - I think there are already precedents that the mobile phone is a right these days? Not sure on this. 

There are no punitive clauses, just an agreed-upon wage structure that discourages exploitation, and employers  will be encouraged to take on another employee rather than pay existing employees quadruple time. 

Yes, the Government misses out on a tiny fraction of income tax, but they already have systems in place for taxed and untaxed income portions. And face it, how many employers will want to pay an employee four times the hourly amount for a 1 minute breach of Right To Disconnect laws? 

In fact, as I said, it might encourage employers to use their overtime budget to hire another employee, leading to more employment, and in fact more taxable income tax. Since it'll be written into IR Wages Law, there won't even need to be a separate commission to administer any new fines, existing laws will cover all that already.

The issue won't be solved with a sledge hammer approach, and unfortunately governments seem to opt for this rather than the finessed management approach. If you've read the second of the two links you'll see why the sledgehammer will be what gets used... 

Last Thoughts

The use of mobile phones is these days universal, and they're an important tool for everyone, as we've seen in a few cases. I'd rather be fired for streaming my boss making an unreasonable overtime request of me than put up with what I put up with in my past. 

As the legislation is put in place, many employers will lose much of their asymmetric power. We're working on doing this with landlords, working on doing the with supermarkets and their relationships to customers and suppliers, and it's definitely time to work on levelling the playing field in employment. 

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Sunday 4 February 2024

From Ye Old Blogge: Friday, March 12, 2004

Malory Neem

Some old pre-Blogspot.com posts, recycled.

Friday, March 12, 2004

Claiming A Spot, Or More Spots. Or Less, Or Something...

I've been watching some of the fine folks at Twoday.net and, since I'm Austrian by birth and can still make myself understood in German, have put up a blog there too.

I am now an international jetsetting blogger... hehehehe

They *Can* Do This...

According to a friend of mine, his buddy works for a telco and they regularly remotely change the ringtone on his mobile for him... Don't take any dirty MMS pix on your phones now!

Only a Quarter eh?

News says that a quarter of Australians are living below the poverty line. Big deal I say (me with my salary which puts me firmly in the middle of that quarter) but hey this has always been the case.

Every few years some politician drags this out and tries to use it to belittle their opponent, and each time it's always the same kind of a story, the same accusatory tone, the same statistics dragged out and chewed over again.

Let's face it, firstly you can make ANY set of figures reflect a result like this, secondly you can make it appear that almost ANY country has this sort of wealth distribution, and lastly, I think it's one of the ideal figures, one that governments actually *aim* to achieve...


These are random blog posts I recently rescued from a text dump of my earliest recorded blog posts from Ye Good Ole Days of writing stuff in Notepad and using some weird software that basically uploaded your entire blog every time you added a new article or edited an old one. 

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