Light thinking for light thinkers. It's what happens when you finally close the ole BBS....
Monday, 3 August 2009
Bastard Marketing Inc #2722
Today's "special offer" designed to precisely and exactly be as oxymoronic as possible and sell sell! SELL! their product, while not caring one whit whether it makes them look like total dinkwits or not:
"Get your Sleep Number mattress for a great night's sleep, and for a limited time, get a free 21" LCD TV so that you won't ... actually ... you know ... sleep ... because you'll use this TV in your bedroom won't you?"
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