Wednesday 19 December 2007

Hello? Hello? Mothership, please come in?

"Hello? Hello? Mothership, please come in? Whattinhellwasthat! Shit! Shit!"

"Aw hell! Another cheap-ass Skoda Planetary Drive exploded. How the hell are we supposed to get home now? Tell ya what, aim for - uh - *that* system there in that Milky Way looking galaxy, yeah, the one about 9 billion lightyears away. We can camp there until help arrives, there's a good Z-cch!-Tzzpian. Yeah. Of course it's uninhabited."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Gotta love scientist. It must be fun sitting around all day long trying to figure out what something is over 9 billion miles away in a galaxy far far away. OR frustrating...cause they're never really gonna know if they are right.
BTW should we tell the earth scientist that we don't consider earth a suitable place to explore and colonize. It's way off the beaten path to real civilization. :)