Saturday, 7 July 2007

She Just Knows It's Time

This little old lady calls 000. When the operator answers, she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away. There's a Labor politician on my front lawn and he's playing with himself.

"What?" the operator exclaimed.

"I said there is a damn Labor pollie on my lawn playing with himself; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's Labor?"

"Because if he was a Liberal, he'd be screwing somebody!"

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